(Source: gamlings)They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle Earth
(Source: whoredinarygirl)aw i’m sorry that sucks. i feel ya
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I’m dead as DICKS right now."
Which state is the loudest
its funny because the last part in illinois is silent
silence is the loudest scream
that was deep
In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I’ll be the only actress who doesn’t have anorexia rumors! I’m never going to starve myself for a part. I’m invincible. I don’t want little girls to be like “oh, I want to look like Katniss so I’m going to skip dinner!”
Reblogging for the 2890454th time.
today! the last fancy date till 100 years later
TEEN WOLF 3A GAG REEL
Throw your hands up! Stick your claws out!
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Guys I just wanna put down some cute things I’ve experienced with baby goats, while my grandparent raised them:
They were allowed in the house and quickly picked up how to alert grandma when they needed to go outside, by racing eachother to the back door.
They love couches, anything that they can climb or bounce/jump on. They even got up onto the tv at one point.
They will bond with their main-provider like toddlers to a mother. The two goats that my grandma took care of would follow her around the house like duckies and even cry for her if she left them alone for too long.
They practice head butting!! But they’re so small that they’ll start stompin’ and revvin’ up if they see you have a foot propped up, and they’ll charge the bottom of your foot! Their little heads fits perfectly into the soles of your feet, like a baseball into a catchers mitt.
I miss them. 10/10 would raise a baby goat.